Actually, that's from the strap of another bag rubbing my delicate-as-a-baby-ass skin...but I did get burned later on.

The long is one is by Three Dots and the shorter one is by Velvet, but I’ve had the latter one for almost a decade!

Well then tell your real-life friends not to sound like dicks! No offense, Kerry.

As Wes predicted, I've now decided to start commenting.