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Guys seriously, can we just for ONCE, give props to Taylor when she does something right? You don’t have to crown her Queen of Jezebel, but legit, this was a good thing she did. Today I’m thinking of all her LBGT fans who must be feeling real fucking awesome about their fave sticking up for them politically in this

All I can say, Albert, is I hope you are Kobe’s Hannibal Buress.

How in the hell does voluntarily having sex with one’s partner (even if for the world to see) equal the level of embrassment that is having Kanye (who may actually hate black people AND women) as a husband?

Wow. That is so much fucking worse. So, do we all need your permission to find a good reason to have sex? Have you ever watched porn? You can only enjoy it if the women in it are exploited? You can’t enjoy it if the women in them are successful from the thing everyone enjoys watching? Because God forbid they don’t

What on earth is wrong with a sex tape? It just feels like slut shaming to keep bringing this up.

How could Kanye be bad for the brand of someone who got famous from a sex tape?

Jesus. The senile old goat thought she said, “I’m not thinking, Mr. President,” when she actually said, “I’m not. Thank you, Mr. President.” As in, I’m not surprised that you picked me. What a fucking moron he is.

They’re mentioning the “passion” here but the point is “where was that point during the election when they had the choice to stop this”.

There’s a difference between “passion” and literally refusing to vote to stop a fascist because their preferred non-fascist isn’t on the ticket.

I am a moderate Republican, so here is my take on it.

It’s not annoyed at them upset how the woman was treated.

It’s not unpopular here, the supposed “DemSoc Bernie” Left’s fucking purity contest has potentially fucked everyone on the planet but at least they got to feel smug about their useless old White guy not being popular outside their White Middle-Class playing Working-Class “Class Warfare” demographic by fucking over

In what world is Bella Hadid only 21. She looks like a grown ass woman. I think she’s beautiful, but I also think she looks like a hot divorcee with a young child at home in that pic. 

Well, he’s right about one thing, this is a complete sham.  But just not for the reasons he thinks.  

Male escorts. Paid by the taxpayer. I would bet my house.

Same goes for Emily Ratawhatever. Yes, she has the body, but she is awful.

Saved! is suuuuuuuuch a good movie!!! 

Like, he should just admit he’s making movies for my mom. My mom is a white woman. She loves Meghan Trainor and Ed Sheeran. She watches the View every morning, and Ellen every afternoon. And she records every cheesy Lifetime/Hallmark Movie Channel onto our DVR to watch on Saturdays while she cleans, ESPECIALLY the

The general rule, in polite society, for when you see a celebrity you admire in public, is, if the opportunity presents itself, to say something like, “I love your work” (while maintaining a reasonable distance), and then move on.

I totally see what you’re saying but I kind of saw her comment about working at Starbucks as a response to men who complain they can’t work anymore, period, or that they’re suddenly not allowed to earn a living. Like, there are jobs everywhere for these men, just not the shiny, high-ranking corporate job where they