Mhmm. She has an amazing voice, but good god her songs are so damn awful.

My mom had to make the decision to put down my sweet baby girl, Gizmo (AKA Gizzy Muffin), while I was away at college. Due to circumstances beyond my control, I wasn't able to go home to see her beforehand, and the day of the euthanizing my mom was unable to reach me so I couldn't say goodbye. But it was absolutely…

Oh god, he looks just like my 14-year-old baby, Mokey. I am so sorry for your loss :-(

How are you talking about science and objective views and using fate as the base of your argument? You entire argument is based on your emotional feelings and it's completely subjective and illogical

Mark, you have finally redeemed yourself after the Rosebud incident. Thank you, sir.

Thank you thank you thank you! I am such a cat person but I MUST FIND ONE OF THESE PUPPIES NOW AND TAKE CARE OF IT AND LOVE IT FOREVER

WHAT KINDS OF PUPPIES ARE THESE I MUST KNOW RIGHT NOW?!?!

Yeah, I really was referring to this guy's perception of what is normal, rather than representation of the population.

There's not reason for him to be white, either.

My thoughts exactly!

Oh god, I have been living abroad for the past two years and whenever I hear a Californian (usually just some person I randomly hear in a public place), I have to stop myself from saying, "PLEASE STOP PLEASE STOP RIGHT NOW GOOD GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU"

Oh goodness, thank you for writing all this. I started writing out just all of why your comment affected me so strongly, but it's so long and complicated and boring. BASICALLY, you have given this recently broken-hearted fool some hope. Thanks <3

The smallest park reunion gets me every. single. goddamn. time. GOD I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH.

We will never say her name ever again.

YES YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW GODDAMMIT!

ETA: just realized that she is the third. Oy vey, I'm an idiot :-(

NO. I WILL NOT REVEAL MY DEEPEST DARKEST FEAR. I WILL NOT JINX IT. I can not do that to the world with the great treasure of whom I speak.

I was actually just wondering who would be next and hoping so hard it's not who I think it might be.

All the stars for you. LITERALLY ALL THE STARS.

:-(