I agree with Aludra. It seemed to me, especially with all her exasperation and literal physical exhaustion from all the explanations, that it was supposed to be satirical and over-the-top. But you're right that they are kind of getting away with it at the same time. WE JUST CAN'T WIN, CAN WE?

Right?! I didn't know what I was missing until this moment, and now everything has changed.

Lindy, I adore your movie recaps/ruinings more than I could ever possibly say. Do a new one every single day for the rest of your life, please and thank you.

... but my guess is that it's something like the season 1 episode of SVU where someone had to tell Stabler and Benson what a chat room is.

Yep! I typically use "Jesus Christ on a cracker."

Hi, you're my new best friend and I'm stealing that from you. Kay? Kay.

The admin has actually started asking that submissions have everything blacked out/censored for legal reasons.

And what is up with her clavicle? Oy friggin' vey.

A friend of ex-theysellboyfriend made the most amazing e-joint by adding hemp oil to an e-cigarette (and doing other things too, but I'm technologically stupid so I don't remember what all occurred). It was basically like a portable mini-vaporizer that worked at the push of a button. Being able to partake in that…

Right? If you're going to horrify and offend us, at least do it properly! Go big or go home, y'all.

No, Gary Oldman, nooo!!!!! Major sadface for my former old man crush.

When I was younger and had 2 to 6 guinea pigs, we would just put their cage in the backseat of the car when going on our weeklong summer family vacation (it was easier when we used my dad's SUV, but my mom's sedan worked just fine, too). They were always totally fine, you just have to make sure they have plenty of…

I'm still having nightmares about it.

ETA: I'm not sure if this gif is workinggg waaahhh, and also to say that I'm just glad the topic was still fresh enough that y'all knew what I was referring to.

Twas a golden age indeed

Also, I fail to see which one "looks like she would outrage others" because they are all so goddamn precious!

You should get one! No, actually, you should get seven! They're the best pets.

Thank goodness you're continuing with the guinea pig posts instead of more about the OTHER SUBJECT THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE WRITTEN ABOUT EVER.