Word.

*animal rights activist

Come on over :(

Yeah, now I'm just thinking about how my cat might fare if someone comes into the house and goes on a killing spree. I don't like these thoughts!

Join us. I think I'll also make some tea and cookies to help ease the pain.

Yes, hug them extra. I might even adopt some strays today.

I get it. I'm not at all an animal activist, mostly due to the evangelicalism you mentioned, but I do feel compassion for pretty much all living creatures. So, if I hear about anyone—human or otherwise—being brutally tortured and murdered, I'm gonna be upset about it. I don't think being upset about a cat means I…

I already knew about that part and was upset about it yesterday. But thanks for the judgment, that's always a great day to start the day!

"Lewis also beat and dismembered the landlady's cat to death with his bare hands."

I don't really know how song licensing works, so I have no answer for that.

SPILL

Last I heard, Zooey Deschanel was in talks to play Janis in her biopic. I don't know if that's still in the works or not.

The best. The absolute best.

Brunette, cheerleader sluts.

Ughhh, such painful memories.

Yesss!

That is an excellent point. Hopefully she will do Carly justice with her acting too, though.

Word. To all of that.

I am so very, very sorry about your mom. Truly.

Her speaking voice is so low, so it's always surprised me that she sings at more of a mezzo level. Maybe this will give her incentive to explore her chest voice (and some voice lessons, 'cause goodness knows her technique is atrocious).