I want to pull on those sunglasses to see if they come off or not, like a child would pull on a mall Santa's beard

I played the hell out of Splatoon 2's Salmon Run yesterday and got on today to found out it's only available sometimes. It's my favorite mode. I shed a few tears as I had to return to getting destroyed in regular battles. I really hope they make it into a more permanent feature.

Side note: look up the Dead Mall series on youtube by Dan Bell. He goes to nearly dead malls and just shows how pitiful they are now. It's interesting and well shot.

I looked on release day like "Oh that Majora's Mask amiibo would be cool to have-…$40 already?!"

Got a tooth ache out of nowhere and have been in pain for a week. All the evening appointments were taken so I have to wait another week to see what's wrong. I have never had a good dentist experience, so I am very nervous about going. Definitely going to be that weird adult that is crying in the chair.

Not an asshole, I hate this too. Especially when you aren't paying attention to them and don't realize they are trying to let you go, then you are suddenly holding up everyone for no reason. I appreciate it if it's heavy traffic and that is the only way to get out, but if I can wait 10 more seconds for you and a few…

Decided to complete the main story in Breath of the Wild after sinking in 100 hours. Now I want to get all of the shrines, have 94.

Same here! My parents always said it was too expensive.

I joked with my friends that if Rita didn't say "Make my monster grow" I was walking out. I would have even bet money on her not saying it. I smiled so hard when it actually happened.

I'm a youngin' but felt very cool watching "As Told by Ginger". She really connected to my awkward preteen self. Once that died off, I sadly migrated to MTV's reality shows and Nick days were over.

My boyfriend and I recently bought seasons 1-3, and we were honestly surprised how well the humor held up.

"Tequila" will forever be associated with The Sandlot for me

Pokemans

I like the minimalist approach of some, just a large bell they would chime every other block. Definitely better than the Christmas music vans or the ever silent snow cone scooter.

My game crashed right as I defeated a gym, so it was empty while I restarted. A young adult came up, exclaimed they captured the gym then took off for the Pokestops. They put in a level 60 Oddish. I just sighed heavily because they were on the same team.

I feel like they are much harder to keep than conquer.

We had a good old metal slide in our elementary school playground. It was quite tall, would burn you because it sat in direct sun light all day, and occasionally snag the side of your legs either ripping your pants or skin. I think it stayed way past it's welcome, but I was happy I would no longer be dared to ride…

Why did you have to open my eyes to the truth?

I got really excited to hatch my 5k egg. Turned out to be a weedle. I cried.

The 4 closest ones to me are all in the same cemetery at different gravestones. Granted they are from 1796, but gosh I don't want to romp around there to get Pokeballs.