Let’s talk about the fun fact that Skrillex was the lead singer in From First to Last because that’s more amusing to me than a grown man having a tantrum about the fact that he’s a whiny bitch and everyone knows it.

How does someone get to the point where they think it’s acceptable to offer to buy shit off someone in order to stop their kid from crying? Take your damn kid aside and have a “not everything can be for you, honey” and if she continues to wail, take her the hell home. WHY IS THIS HARD???

You know what’s awkward? Having an acquaintances 6 year old grab at my charm bracelet and then relentlessly beg me for two of the charms off of it.

It should go to Senator McCain he keeps running his mouth off on how the Pentagon should work, fine lets see him try. I am sure he would rather just complain about President Obama and Pentagon on CNN then actually contribute positively.

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My Fellow Jezebelians & Gawkerites:

In a world where being a makeup artist is outlawed. All outlaws will be makeup artists.

My younger sister swears she not only kept an engagement ring after her then-fiance dumped her, she used the diamond to key his car.

Before the cartels decided to play team death match in real life, Mexico had some great opportunities for young Americans who wanted immerse themselves in a new language while providing much needed guidance to emerging communities. Think of those jobs as the peace corps without all of the rich assholes with fake…

Growing up on the border of Mexico I've heard of this scenario when it comes to identity theft - not sex trafficking. Convince one person that they are applying for a really cool and exciting job in Mexico, but put them through a lot of hoops to make it seem legit - creating trust. Have the American citizen fill out…

Ha, yes.

I mean, Lily, if you need me to buy more dish soap just say so.