You should’ve chose to play football all those years ago, Dee Gordon!

This is the same tweet LaRoche sent out 162 times in 2015.

Yes, but even with a top 5 payroll, most years the Mariners have been lucky if they managed to make it into the top 5 in the AL West.

That’s right Clayton! Show him the heater!
-Jamie Moyer.

“Look at this guy showing off, showing up the game. We used to hit the cutoff man or two bounce that to home plate in my day!”

I am still scarred from the years of verbal abuse suffered while I was a house soccer league ref back in high school. I remember being told by an 8 year old girl’s grandma that I f***ing sucked in life (I was 16 years old), while that same little girl couldn’t have cared less about the game.

That baby looks like he was probably rooting for Triple H to win the bowling title instead.

“Respect the unwritten rules of baseball”

“Sandoval has one walk and no hits in seven plate appearances this season.”

The whole point of golf is to play less golf.

This was against the old rules. Baserunners were never allowed to grab defenders.

It’s actually the most Mariners loss ever. I say that as a life-long Mariners fan.

I can’t wait for my Pirates to be knocked out of the Wild Card game.

Much better than the baby Cubs they used to have in camp

Nice to see good bears in Chicago, someone should probably DM John Fox

When beating Duke, celebration krzyld be kept to a minimum.

Honestly, that swing is sweeter than some major leaguers’.

“How could I keep playing?” LaRoche told reporters. “They took away my youth.”

The NFL: Where it’s totally legal to shoot a guy full of horse tranquilizer to get him to play through pinched nerves and torn muscles,but don’t get caught trying to cope with your mental issues by smoking (basically) legal weed!

“Back flips or bat flips, I’d knock both of them off their ass!”