Huh, I thought all his highlights were 6 second clips.

Can you just tell me why Barry?

I don’t know why he retired. Peyton still runs pretty well.

All that means is Kentucky could probably beat the Warriors.

Playing for the Brewers for a couple of years should clear this right up.

I knew they used aluminum bats in college baseball, but they’re throwing a rice ball now, too?

A good dog.

Even if that’s true, we can start worrying about it when high school wrestlers start getting amputations intentionally for the advantage

Hey Nathan, while you’re here could you look over our financials? Things aren’t going so well..

He traveled.

NFL execs are already lining up for the 2020 offseason, when they can finally sign a free agent who comes without any baggage.

Hey look everybody, Andy Dalton made it to the 2nd round of something.

As someone whose office bathroom has an odd number of urinals, I can tell you that middle relievers should all be summarily executed.

“If I had $10 for every free throw I missed...Wait, I do.”
-Shaq

That’s the only check from a Schilling’s bank account that is being sent to the state of Rhode Island.

Most skill by a 74-year old playing basketball outside of Kobe Bryant.

I wonder if he’s aware of the fact that there’s this powder they keep on the sidelines that helps you grip the ball when your hands get sweaty.