Okay, but everyone is still wondering if he is a man. Why does he refuse to address this question?

I’m just impressed someone had the sense to film this in landscape mode.

I’m calling Bullshit. There’s no fucking chance somebody is signing up to have sex with Kirstie Allie.

Possible third option: the GOP convention will predictably result in the complete and total destruction of the city just before the football season starts, the Browns’ season will be cancelled, and all will generally agree that things worked out for the best.

Meanwhile, the Browns are looking to find “the current Johnny Manziel.”

Relatedly unrelated, stink bombs ruined my life.

If you think that's funny, you should see Trump try and palm a basketball.

O'Doyle Rules!

I think this rant actually qualifies as three delegates for Donald Trump.

OK, campers, rise and shine! And don’t forget your booties cause it’s coooooold out there today...

OK, campers, rise and shine! And don’t forget your booties cause it’s coooooold out there today...

Can I program the Phillips Wake-Up Light to play “I Got You Babe” every morning, beginning with Sonny’s line “Then put your little hand in mine...”?

Can I program the Phillips Wake-Up Light to play “I Got You Babe” every morning, beginning with Sonny’s line “Then…

That’s what happens when two schools, whose mascots are Duffman and the Alien from Signs, meet on a basketball court.