“What an amazing tribute.” - Dan Snyder

Man, I didn’t realize that “Same Old Lions” was a worldwide phenomenon not limited to Michigan.

Nah, I don’t want him to get distracted.

He’s too smart to take the job. Besides being ineligible.

You are depriving everyone of Torch’s fantastic prose when they covered this story on Jalopnik the other day:

My van looks just like the inside of that car after the bear leaves. I think my two kids might be part bear. Only explanation.

Can’t find his name in the phone book.

Also, why the fuck aren’t they getting Richie Incognito to speak? He’s even got a foreign-ish last name!

Once I found it, it was so obvious I can’t believe I didn’t see it right off.

It's no wonder he was overwhelmed. That was easily the largest group of Hawks fans he’s ever been in front of.

How dare they offer special promotions to their best customers.

How dare they offer special promotions to their best customers.

Honestly, I could care less about the product, I came here to read about the landlord lol

Seattle resident here. Yamauchi bought the Mariners out of respect for the area. Nintendo’s American HQ is in Redmond, a city just E/NE of Seattle.

I mean, it's no 700 ft. marble race, but it was all right.

“Every night....I see that bird, and I remember thinking that no man should have such power. That’s why I gave it up, goddammit! After another decade or so of a Hall of Fame career, sure, but I can’t go back!”

Queue the action movie cliche where they go to find him for one more rodeo: "No, I gave that up!"

Where the fuck is Randy Johnson?! SAVE US, RANDY!

Also, she teaches courses in Human Trafficking? I apparently had the wrong major in college because that seems like a degree that could get you into a business with a really high profit margin.

His earlier disguise worked better.

She’s hoping for 40% of the punishment a man would get.