There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

If somebody had placed your quote with the actual quote and held a gun to my head, I would have assumed he said yours, and I’d be dead.

Is that you, Progressive Liberal?

I demand that the Freeze be checked for PEDs, and if he is found clean, they should give him some.

I would entirely shit myself if a bus sized sea creature casually surfaced right next to my very tiny bro boat.

Suddenly I feel not so strong after hand carrying 25lbs of kitty litter, a plastic kiddie pool, and an IKEA blue bag of everything else through Target the other day. Well done Heather.

The commentators were so entertaining too!

While I understand the reason for it, I’m genuinely sad that Jamaal Charles was released as a couple of seasons ago he was basically carrying the team. It’s just another example how unforgiving this sport is.

“For the last time, I’m not Mike Holmgren! : The Andy Reid story.”

• Head coach Andy Reid tells his offensive coordinator to do quick snaps and not waste the rest of the playoff game clock (July).

Q: “Where is the incest?”

ZMF demands a royalty.

OH MAN THIS REMINDS ME OF THIS ONE TIME IN COLLEGE WHERE WE WERE DOING FIREBALL SHOTS OUT OF PEOPLE’S POO-HOLES (ANUSES) AND SOME WISECRACK THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE EVERYONE LMAO TO SET ONE ON FIRE. WHEN I SAW THAT GAPING MAW OF FIRE, TEQUILA, AND A SMALL DINGLEBERRY I THOUGHT “NO WAY BUT THIS IS COLLEGE AND THERE IS NO…

Disgusting that the Bears would treat a team owner like this.

They might get something for Fullmer, but teams are paying less for rentals especially since his new team will not get a compensatory draft pick if he walks away from them as a free agent after this year.

The Mets window is also closed, but only because if it were open someone would fall out and get placed on the DL.

The rare “pants off yet opting for second over third base” maneuver.

Not sure I like the direction the sausage race has taken.

There’s video, but this is all I need:

Would the name of a quarterback who is simultaneously underqualified and overqualified for every NFL team be “Schrodinger’s Kaep”?

Tiger Woods, Florida Man.