All I want to know is where the command is to make your character say that their mom’s name is Martha when they go up against Batman, leading to victory as the latter inevitably becomes best friends with his opponent?

The Braves have announced a cost cutting plan in the form of not making the playoffs for 30 years

Another little-known provision of the deal is that the Braves require any deceased relatives of Cobb County taxpayers be exhumed to remove any jewelry or gold teeth they may have been buried with.

If I were a Cobb County taxpayer, I would be livid. At the idea of paying to protect Billy Joel.

Post-season games... will cost the same.

All sides of this comments section appear to be pretty sure they are being gaslighted.

This is really too bad. The Spurs are really flailing without even Parker to guide their possessions. They looked poised to put up a fight this series and now there’s no chance.

“more than half of us”

As an Astros fan... I do! It was arguably the closest sweep ever. Astros led late in Gms 2 before Lidge gave up the walk-off HR to FJM-hero Scott Podsednik (hadn’t hit a HR all year). They lost Gm 3 in 14 innings and lost game 4 1-0.

The Tennessee Titans picked Western Michigan...

“The claims are false and ridiculous,” Blaine Roche said. “Unfortunately this is a classic shakedown attempt. Tajae categorically denies any involvement whatsoever and looks forward to vindicating his name and focusing on what matters most - football.”

As an Oiler fan all I can say is that I haven’t been this disappointed about the officiating since Wednesday.

Sources close to the deal say both men are comfortable with their respective roles, with Bush agreeing to eat any shit that comes his way through Jeter.

I have the weirdest boner right now.

Jeb Bush: Please clap.

Sure $1.3 billion sounds like a lot.

Pick your alternate headline:

I took 3 months of unpaid paternity leave when my son was born in 2007, and it was probably the most important 3 months of my life.