Rice's Marriage Counseling. If they have a scoreboard shorthand option, make it KO.

[While whistling "Everyone's a little bit racist"]

Why Your Team Sucks 2015?

That is the face of a man who knows he sold his soul to the devil for peanuts. It's a combination of false hope, a a little bit of confusion, and of course, a lack of understanding brought upon him by shock.

BP is now wondering how they can get a statue for cleaning up the Gulf of Mexico.

You think that at some point, Jim's just doing that to get one over on John?

Goddammit, the hipsters have invaded the south. Racism, PBR, and sneering indifference all in one package.

FYI- Crab Pretzels are not a new item; they've been around for as long as I can remember (granted, I'm only as old as the Clinton Administration). With that said, I can feel my heart slowing down just by looking at it.

Cities lying to their taxpayers about how much they'll pay? STOP THE FREAKING PRESSES!

In other news, Dan Snyder's sense of shame is still dead.

This has to be Gaaling for Man U fans.

• "Accomplished many feats that seemed impossible"

The pain of the Queen City in a rant. I sympathize.

Too bad there are no Tunt High Schools. That would make the Archer reference even better!

So the NFC West went from a two horse race to... a two horse race.

No, he said, "Yawn" to this one. Apparently I'm a small fry compared to everyone else.

There are burns, and then there are the roasts which murder trolls. This is the latter, and it is glorious. +1

As a Ravens fan who has been fed up with Ravens fans' antics for quite some time now, I empathize with you. Preach! +1

"WE ARE EVERYWHERE."

Either: 1) Grilled Chicken Thighs, marinated in Old Bay and National Bohemian Beer (yes, the Natty Boh-Old Bay Connection) or 2) pulled pork, slow cooked with beer, bell peppers, and apple cider vinegar. If I need quick soul food, then simple sauteed peppers with rice do well.