I don’t know why for someone so image-conscious, Taylor Swift consistently chooses to release her worst material for album promo. 1989's pre-release cycle gave us Shake It Off, Out of the Woods and Welcome to New York, and all the while she was just sitting on Blank Space, Style and Wildest Dreams. Maybe she doesn’t…

One of the most effective, nuanced, candid, insightful, and well composed of these horrible stories. Good on her for pulling back the curtain just a bit more.

Personal favorite:

ive never laughed at a piss joke. (sees how impressed everyone is, takes it one step further) in fact, ive never laughed before in my life.

The absurdity of mood jeans, the fact that they don’t detect emotions like anger but instead detect revulsion at jokers, and the fact that it’s all a transparent ploy to cover up that he pissed himself.

This was the one that got me hooked. I was laughing for days.

He has that “post modernism and the internet has robbed us of meaning” vibe of a dank meme master, minus all the regressive shit.

Another day working at the AV Club museum. People keep asking me if they can fuck the newswire. Buddy,

I loved Betty and Kevin both freaking out when Hiram showed up at the school and Veronica called him “daddy.” I’m not even sure if it was because they were shocked to see him, or because she used the term “daddy.” Either way it was great.

Sara casually terrorizing Gary the Time Agent in this episode was fantastic. I loved her holding a gun to his head while making him report in to Agent Hot Cakes. Sara is the beeeeest.

I loved the bursts of laughter after Sara’s pronouncement. Part of what makes this show so fun to watch is the chemistry of the cast. They all seem to be having the time of their lives.

Drunken DC Time Travel Fuckups continues to be a blast. The bit with Sara and overly serious lady was fun; my wife’s convinced they’re going to become a couple.

I was going to make a snarky comment about how her solution is to fire Lord and Miller for improvising, but this actually sounds like a really good idea. So, maybe we should focus on that.

I would have thought the article made no sense. I mean Obama’s oldest daughter wasn’t even born yet when Cobain died. Now we are supposed to believe a baby dyed her hair blue? The whole story would fall apart.

It’s hard to separate those two, because the deniers are all also ignorant.

I feel like a gritty Nancy Drew reboot would fit right in on The CW. Maybe Veronica Mars crossed with Riverdale. They could pair it with a gritty Hardy Boys reboot.

Oh! the irony of using “witch hunt” in this context! Yes, let us use this term whose etymology is rooted in a hugely misogynist and patriarchal period of our country’s past when women and girls were accused for going out of step of strict gender roles to describe the actions of when men are accused of upholding strict…

Who will speak for the scumbags? For the scumbags have no voice!

Woody Allen shouldn’t be afraid of witch hunts. Witch hunts target INNOCENT people. He’d be fine.