Although, I’ll say for anyone who hasn’t seen the show, you’re really robbing yourself of the fun of seeing everything unfold.

I don’t think I’ve been this excited for a season premiere of a comedy in a long time. Everything about this show is damn near perfect, from the cast to the setting to the writing to the big twist last season. I’m curious to see what they do now that the audience knows what “The Good Place” really is!

Being omnipresent, he’s on the wrong side of the foul line anyway.

Could God bowl a split so difficult even he couldn’t manage to score a spare?

She’s the character I want happiness for the most too.

No, you’re probably right. I just think her ideal would have been to keep her career, fall in love and have a baby. She’s maybe lost her chance at love, which makes any chance of a baby harder, not to mention a baby and a career. She’ll probably manage it, she’s Princess Carolyn!, but I think she’s going to have an…

Just *reading* about that ending makes me tear up. What a knockout ending!

“I also try to ungrey as many comments as I can.”

Your positivity confuses and frightens me, but thank you!

All of those are positive changes and the site has become noticeably less annoying. Please keep it up.

I rewatched this episode today and what struck me was the shifting Sugarman/Horseman family portraits. Child Beatrice and child Bojack are positioned next to and somewhat facing each other as one phases into the other. She looks “faraway sad,” while he forces an unconvincing smile. They’re kindred spirits here, two…

“Can you taste the ice cream, Mom?” “Oh Bojack. It’s so.. delicious”. I was prepared for this episode to end with Bojack saying or doing something awful to his mother, because that’s what Bojack always does, but for him to show kindness? To put his lifetime of justified grievances with his mother behind him to give a…

“Kick in the urethra” isn’t just a line from Bojack Horseman, it’s the mission statement. I don’t think I’ve been as gobsmacked by an episode of TV since How I Met Your Mother pulled the same trick five years ago.

Just got done seeing it and I honest to god feel like Aranofsky was legit trying to alienate people with this. It’s like 90 minutes of an off-putting Brechtian chamber drama followed by some of the craziest shit you’ll see in a mainstream film. Who the hell was this weird ass movie for?

Me!

I give it 5 stars out of 5.…

As I’ve mentioned elsewhere in the grays, it’s the greatest Hollywood insult I’ve ever heard.

“Listen to me, everyone. Please. I’m known for monologues that sum things up at the end of the show. I drive a Prius, which means I’m a good person. Let’s not surrender to our basest instincts. I know times are tough, but I’m sure if we band together and really concentrate on the problem at hand, we can, as a group of…

Boy howdy, that Hillary Clinton is so extremely online.

Fucking idiots.

Tyrion Lannister looks at the camera and says “Maybe the real Game of Thrones is the one in our hearts.”

“Get me Javier Bardem’s American non-union equivalent!”