Umm y’all gotta double the fuck down. Use the twist tie and put it in a bread box. Protect that bread.

I love spoilers, not being sarcastic. I regularly Google the end of the movie I’m already watching in order to prepare myself emotionally 🤷‍♀️

For all of Kinja’s flaws, at least our Simpsons quotes can be seen in all their visual glory now.

Is Taylor Swift gonna kill us?

She’s got like 1 or 2 more albums left before when “returns to her roots” and marries a white football player.

This is delightful. That is all.

Great article Sean! I too watched SFU at a time in my life when I was resistant to necessary change, and a lot of what you’ve written here really resonated with that experience. Also like holy shit is that ending good.

There's a lot of gold here, but I have to be honest, the straightforward, almost minimalist glory of juror 1 just coming in swinging with "I’m aware of the defendant and I hate him" is a real delight.

I hope Pence Agnews the fuck out and resigns in disgrace.

at least he aged into a silver fox

Is that what Brian Fuller looks like? All this time whenever I've read about him or watched his shows, I've been picturing Ned the Piemaker, even though I knew it was wrong. I'm gonna need 3 to 5 days to adjust.

I was born in '92, covered in the article, but I would just like to object to y'all not highlighting the real mvp of 1992, "weak sauce."

i've got to stop betting on bronn. is he the writing staff's dealer or something? how has he survived this long?

If Genrdy and Ayra reunite in Winterfell it will have all been worth it, and I'm only half joking here.

I wouldn't be surprised if Gendy could have chemistry with everyone. He is very dreamy.

I mean I'm not gonna sit here and prentend that wouldn't get mad clapter in the theaters, and isn't that really what it's all about?

I feel like I need subtitles to even read the actual written quote here.

Come on Riz, at least hold out for a Disney-Marvel project, or even a DCEU movie.

Maybe we'll get lucky and someone will punch Jared Leto in the face in this movie.

He's actually extremely nice — we used to frequent the same cafe in Dublin and he was never anything but very kind to the people who would ask for his photo or autograph. Real class act.