Jesus said, “Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these.” -Matthew 19:14

Also Probably Jesus: What the fuck assholes? I didn’t mean ‘send them to heaven by not feeding them so they can meet me’.

You’d have to be a very stupid man to think that tanning your balls ups your testosterone level. Ditto for those dumbasses getting their legs broken.

This conference should be renamed the “Male Insecurity Conference” because that’s what it really is.

So... the only copy of this footage was on a 15 year old laptop? That was still working? Or, it had somehow been copied onto a newer laptop, but nowhere else? That’s not really how electronically stored data works, but OK.

Nope, the first time he acted up she’d be all “Get Out Of My House! I won’t put up with this Hammer Horror! Other people may think of you as the Man with the Child In His Eyes, but I’m not about to put up with mixing Love & Anger. You had the best relationship ever just Sat In Your Lap, but all this mess isn’t worth…

I realized that after I posted and thought about changing it, but I decided to keep it in place for posterity. Granted I’m 51 so a while back could be anywhere from lunch today to 20 years ago. It’s one of the dubious benefits that comes with being eligible for membership to AARP...

Incredibly specific question: is the writer of the article suggesting that Depp finding his mother after a suicide attempt is an example of the severe childhood abuse he suffered? The relevant quote is “he endured severe childhood abuse, including finding his mother after she attempted suicide.” As I understand it…

Are you sure she wouldn’t be...running up that road?
...be running up that hill?

Do you mean Kate Moss? Because Kate Bush would NEVER!

If there were ever a time for a gender reveal party to start an unquenchable fire...

Robin Thicke, Jenny McCarthy and Rudy Giuliani in the same place? Come on, lightning, do us a favor already.

It’s George Thorogood, not Joe. My GenX heart weeps. Carry on.

I love when white people complain about

The murder rate in NYC is 5.5 per 100,000 inhabitants. The murder rate for the entire state of Florida is 5.9 per 100,000 inhabitants. 5.5 < 5.9

One thing I have learned over the last 2 years is, when it comes to this country, you REALLY need to lower your expectations.

it’s a joke but a slightly less pathetic joke than what came before it.  for the first year of the pandemic under President Dipshit everything science offered us was questioned and mocked by people who don’t understand science or how it works or the empirical method (but still expect perfection).  One thing I have…

The whole point is that they DON’T want to harm a child, which is why they never act on it. But that doesn’t stop the attraction. Allyn’s working is stating that destigmatizing non-abusers allows them to seek help that would prevent them from possibly becoming abusers.

“I hope you choke on something” is a death threat? Really? Because Kinja is full of death threats everyday. Someone should notify the authorities.

I am torn about this because yes it must be scary sometimes being the victim of your own success and not feeling safe, nor able to live as a “normal person,” but also, this is a chosen, known, field with clear lifestyle changes that everyone knows about. He could have worked through his trauma as a stage actor, or an…

No one is disputing the ingredients, but they are cooked wrong.