All the stars for you referencing “sweaty muscle man from The Lost Boys” -- I knew exactly who you were speaking of.

This a relic from the past but it has so much positive energy. The pause and face-off at 2:40 still gets me after 35 years. Two notes: this is BRYAN Adams, not Ryan Adams. Also, sweaty muscle man from The Lost Boys on keyboards at 2:00 for extra 1980s bonus points.

So her name is actually pronounced CLOACA-rdashian?

Sabath Day! Sabath Day! Sabath Day! Low low prices on mules!

Ralph Fiennes has been a constant disappointment for years. Fine actor; not as fine a person as I once hoped to believe.

Yes, she was just 17. I do think there should be space to show change (something the commentariat of this site should probably say even when they don’t like the person). But no, she’s not being cancelled. She lost a management position that was vulnerable for a 27 year old with no management experience in a different…

It is so telling that the media/police/justice system do not seem think that massacaring 8 women, 6 of whom were Asian is a hate crime. The debate on whether this was a hate crime based on race is ridiculous. But they don’t even seem willing to make a legal case that this was a hate crime based on gender as well. This…

“For good measure, Duckworth quipped that she—a woman who lost both legs in combat—likely dances better than Tucker”

I’ve never heard of a renter who has to pay property taxes and insurance for the home owner. He apparently also paid for repairs, including a new roof. So it’s either he’s a renter and they’re responsible for upkeep and expenses, or he was paying for these things under the assumption that he was the defacto owner.…

Nothing makes me want to hurl myself into the sun quite like transphobia disguised as concern for women.

Traditionally it commemorates Mary (Our Lady of Sorrows), much like Mercedes (Mary of Mercies).

- Be more judicial in your sexual partners. Find a man who demonstrates genuine care for you BEFORE sleeping with him.

Um, that’s nice, but where is Perez Hilton’s apology to the world at large for his entire existence?

I was in my freshmen year of college when the Clinton scandal begin. My roommate and I did the math and realized that Lewinsky wasn’t a whole lot older than us, who were still basically kids. The realization that nobody was in her corner was responsible for crushing a lot of my youthful idealism and general faith in…

Oh my God. This is fucking stupid.

And don’t forget this shit:

So your main takeaway from her post is that she writes funny, not that there was some (at the least) creepy shit going on that they had to make a rule like that in the first place? She was like 14 years old.

How is “an obese man hit on me even though he’s obese and I’m a size zero” a double standard? It’s obviously not okay for this guy to have been rude or inappropriate, but it’s not like it would have been *more* okay from a guy whose BMI was also “underweight or exactly on target,” or if it had been directed at a woman…

I have found that many people consider fat women less deserving of career success, lovely homes, amazing travel experiences, great sex....confidence....opinions ..hopes...dreams...

Your story would still have been impactful without mentioning the weight of the man who treated you improperly.