I’d like to take this moment to brag that the most destructive alcohol-inspired thing done by my heavy drinking circle of friends in college was the time two guys wandered into the SAE house after a football game and stole the house composite photo.

Sympathies! And it isn’t only faces. A while back I did that thing where you pinch the back of your hand to see if it still snaps right back. Uhhh... I won’t be doing that again.

Yep. That quote from the judge -

Hang on a second. There is a difference between taking an occasional narcotic for chronic pain but on a longterm basis, and taking narcotics every day on a long term basis. I think it’s irresponsible not to make that distinction. Having a prescription for narcotics in your tool belt if you have a chronic pain…

I will take all the drugs they give me when I need them because they allow me to recover. Opioids are one tool in order to help someone get better. They should be used and monitored just like any other tool.

I see a doctor who specializes in pain medicine who gave me the extended release. It’s better than getting short bursts of Percocet for rheumatoid flares because it manages the pain in a steady way without the high of a sudden boost in narcotics.

I’ll admit that I agree with parts of what he’s saying. I don’t think it’s as cut and dry as legalization = great, everything’s fine now. I’m definitely not down with sex workers being punished in any way. It also really doesn’t sit well with me that legalizing sex work perpetuates the idea that women’s bodies are…

Absolutely! It’s a factor of how few people work for me. All generations have all types of people in them. It’s ridiculous to judge an entire group of millions and millions people on just a few.

That’s not Journey. That’s “Journey.”

I want to create a Empire supercut of every time somebody plays a track or plays like three notes on a keyboard and someone else goes “Yeah, I like that. That’s dope.” It happens in EVERY SINGLE EPISODE. I love it.

Honestly, it is the most narrow-minded, weak and stupid view for these dudes to take that nothing deserves their time other than more stories from their own perspectives. My main response to the whole “chick flick” shit when I hear it these days (or “chick lit”) is a sigh of pity, because what these guys don’t get is…

Soon-Yi’s relationship to Allen has been underplayed by Allen, et al since the beginning. Facts are, she met him, as a child, as the boyfriend of her adopted mother. And he was a father figure to her and her siblings. It might possibly be legal, but it is in no way ethical and impacted all of those kids and their…

I don’t think anyone’s been insulted by being called a mick in about 75 years. You wanna see a white man get all pissed by a label? Call him a racist.

Somewhere Michael Caine is teaching Sandra Bullock that maneuver.

I know I’m bringing logic to a crazy fight here, but...shouldn’t conservatives approve of Hillary standing by Bill? Something something sanctity of marriage? Yes?

Hi Princess Superstar! I’m sorry you chose not to respond to my email requesting comment but happy to see you here!

The point is, anti-abortion activists, despite all protests to the contrary, don’t care about the baby, as long as its born. They might in spirit, but not in action. This woman wanted to have an abortion because she didn’t feel prepared to give a child a good life. but then the clinic lasted long enough to tell her…

Oh, I see. It’s the federal government being the bullies here, not the state legislature that wants to force trans men and women into the wrong bathrooms.

Stabler :( I still miss him

Look, surely you can see how men’s totally inappropriate and misogynistic behavior has resulted in people discussing the varying degree to which women are acting appropriately or not. Melania simply walked past him, fully clothed in professional attire, at a political event where he is a journalist. Why can’t we focus…