Have a Happy Thanksgiving Burt! We Jezzie readers are thankful to have you!

happy thanksgiving!! enjoy the time off burt :)

Like Prancercize but with more bible reading.

Are we going with DuggarBow? What about DugBow? JanBow? Timna? I'm totally open to whatever you guys want.

I thought the Duggars were against gay marriage.

I don't think I've ever burst out laughing at an outfit before. I love this just for creating a moment of pure silly joy for me today. Thanks, Gaga.

if you look up the definition of "tries too hard" I'm fairly certain you'll see Gaga's picture.

She is so desperate for attention, i am glad that most people have turned on her and that artpop was a flop.

I'm so, so sorry for your loss.

I'm going to say the thing you're not supposed to say about someone's kids:

I'm real tired of people getting more outraged when the rape victim is a child than a grown woman. Real fucking tired of it.

Seriously, words are meaningless when there is a pygmy marmoset in the vicinity. I went to a wildlife sanctuary that had a couple, one climbed on top of my head and fell asleep during the lecture about how owning them as pets is a bad idea. Something about how they need to be in diapers because they pee all over the…

Eh, I wouldn't rush for the #notallPEteachers, because honestly, almost every PE teacher I have ever met in my life was a fucking dick. I had ONE incredible one that I adored, even though I hated PE, and all the other ones were either disgusting, giving molester vibes or were physically abuse. I don't know what it is…

But, see, the thing is that there WERE whispers—and more than whispers—about Cosby's behavior. There were journalists writing about these allegations YEARS ago. It just kept getting buried. Just as it did with Woody Allen, actually. And, just as with Woody Allen and, more recently, Jian Ghomeshi, there is mounting…

Whoopi always defends celebrities. Yesterday, she brought up the scandals of Kobe Bryant, Paula Deen, and Tiger Woods as cases where "we don't know the truth yet" even though those are all cases where we really do know.

In Whoopi's world, rich people can do no wrong. She defends rich rapists, rich racists, etc. Anyone who targets rich people is automatically the guilty one.

You know, I thought about this yesterday, but then I saw that video with him bullying the reporter. This guy is just too arrogant to take the easy way out, he's gonna hardheadedly continue to issue a 'no comment' until this goes away. However, much to his dismay, it's just now kicking into gear. This old, ignorant…

I really loved jello pudding pops, but fuck this guy. Even thinking of his voice makes me cringe now.

Oh god it's so much worse when they quote him saying stuff and then I hear it in my head in the goofy Bill Cosby selling Jello voice and picture his little head shake ITS SO DISTURBING AND I HATE HIM SO MUCH

You better have skinny legs and a skinny waist to go with that big ass though, or else GTFO, right?