I found 3 on my floor the other day searching for a wayward bug... how do they escape? where are they going? why are they so unhappy with their lot in life? so many questions, so few bobby pins left....

I'm not trying to hijack this thread or be a bitch, but as the daughter of someone who committed suicide your comment offended me. I get what your saying and of course it's important for people to reach out to people who publicly make their unhappiness known, but it's also really cruel to blame someone for "not doing…

I'm really sorry about your friend.

Yeah, you sound very nice and reasonable! I feel like he would be too, but I dislike feeling like the more sexually experienced one? If that makes sense - like I would prefer not to have to take the lead, but I guess some guys are worth it? Hm... lots to think about, thanks for your input!

You really have made me feel a lot better. He's a great guy but the kissing has really been putting me off, I guess I'll give it more chances - nothing's ever totally perfect, right? :) Thank you!

Yay! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Oh yes I definitely recommend Downton Abbey and Sherlock if you haven't seen them, but also check out Terriers if you liked The Unusuals! I LOVE Netflix, it's seriously changed my life (maybe for the worse?) haha.

Oh I loved White Collar! I am watching The Unusuals and Terriers, both crime solving type shows, but funny I haven't seen all of either, but would recommend both if you haven't seen them/like crime shows... Also The Glades ... I watch too many crime dramas?

Wow, if a cute young fireman had knocked on your door and you'd fallen in love and got married your life would be a delightful romantic comedy starring Zooey Deschanel!

Is it weird I'm actually really encouraged by this? Does the kissing like a toad bother you? Do you kiss a lot? Feel free to ignore if too personal obviously!

Um, excuse me? When I married my (gay) best friend on facebook I'm pretty sure that's legally binding... at least that's my story when I try to go live in his country... ;)

Haha awesome to hear a guy's perspective! I feel like if a guy said something like that to me I would be really self conscious and awkward about it, but maybe it would go over ok... or I just need to get "brutally honest drunk" - make it or break it, right? :)

As I was scrolling down the page my eyes widened, my mouth opened, and the last picture made me say OH MY GOD out loud - your cats are perfection.

For some reason I thought Ensure was bad for you, but now I will have to look into it again... lots of flavor options sounds good to me...

mm Vanilla Chai, that sounds really good! (but probably expensive? I'm looking for something I can have most days).

Oh gosh, what is it with the tongue down the throat?? I told this guy I don't like kissing with tongue (which is mostly true) and he's been good about it... I don't know maybe I just don't like making out. I typically only enjoy it when I'm drunk and even then after a couple mins I'm ready to either get back to…

Thanks, I will have to check them out!

I have another question: Ok, so random, but I remember reading a post by someone about a guy who they were considering dating and they mentioned that they were going to have to teach him how to kiss or something similar to that. So, my question is, how do you do this? I mean, it seems like it would be pretty easy to…

Oh, definitely... I skype a lot with faraway friends and it's fun and then afterward I feel even worse. But baking, cleaning and video games sounds like a pretty awesome night/weekend :) I hope you find some Montanians (Montanites?) to hang out with though!

Gym then Chipotle then paper... sounds like an awesome evening. And you should definitely get the Chipotle if only for those of us who don't live near one :( mmmburrito <3