Three for me.
Granted I was two when it happened to Carter--but I’m counting it. 

Or you bought your children at a discount from Haiti, in which case, you can love them while destroying people who look like them.

He couldn’t really be fact checked in real time and we have to depend on the wisdom of the American people to figure it out.

...but it was the displaying of Black Lives Matter signs that got law enforcement’s tighty-blueish-whities in such a bunch that they’re willing to literally cancel a nonprofit that, according to its website, “offers comprehensive services to survivors of domestic and sexual violence.”

Yes, some languages have phonemes that don’t show up in others.

Perdue—the senator of people who will throw away your job application if the name on it can’t be found in a Mark Twain novel..

Early 40's here, and not I.

Me: This week hasn’t actually been that great..
MH: Spotifly”
Me: Can you not? I just said...”
MH: You know what they say: “Everyone wants to be fly but no one wants to be a fly.”
Me: *Snorts* Bruh, like I just said, I’m not in the greatest mood and need to start working now, so...
MH: Oh, shit...Wait...Don’t tell me…

Credit where due:

[x] Cop actually fired.
[x] Prase “does not reflect our values” omitted from press release
[x] Obligatory “internal investigation” will be of second officer rather than primary.

Ok Fort Worth PD.

That’ll do, Pigs.

Ok, now I don’t necessarily agree with all of this virus’s policies, but...

On Monday, California Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) approved a bill that makes it illegal for first responders to take unauthorized pictures of deceased people at crime and accident scenes.

“Whataburger wants you to wear a mask that has no opinions whatsoever on them,” the manager said in a video recording taken by Congious and shared with the Star-Telegram.

Are the New Hampshire Republicans at least going to tell us this “does not reflect their values,” that there’s going to be an “internal investigation” and that this is not “what’s in Spillane’s heart?”

It sort of checks though.

Bloomberg was one of the worst human beings in New York, but if you take that same guy and move him to Florida...

Which one of you is going to review the book for “It’s Lit!”, The Root’s section where you reviews the literary works of today’s greatest black luminaries?

*Shudders*

Jesus, It’s just white supremacists all the way down, isn’t it?

So basically it’s “Stand your ground”—and also their ground.

Fuck this dude.

“I am offering each and every one of you my most sincere apology and my guarantee that I will never cross this line again in our class.”

I can’t put this on the Democratic Party.

Ultimately, the blame for the fact that Trump is president lies with the people who voted for Trump to be president—and no one else.

Thank you!
Now take your star and let’s get to defending this hill.