Thank you.
I couldn’t quite find the words.

You sir, are both a gentleman and a scholar.

I never liked the way it looked, but I assumed that it would make up for this deficiency in utility and longevity and thus found it acceptable.

Oh, to be young.

So none of y’all coming to get him?

I don’t even believe this was a slip.
“Fernando” is one of those Barstool Sports types.

Soo “Edgy”

I’ve lived in South Florida, and my naive ass was always more afraid of sociopathic Latino cops than white supremacists.

Guess I stand corrected. 

During her last four yearly performance reviews, her rating was “exceeds standards.”

When all you had to say was nothing...

“I said, ‘I love him.’

I didn’t see which one hit me first...”

The social justice teacher at Laurel Cinematic Arts Creative Tech Magnet said the project was to help students “gain a real-life experience as to what the African American slaves had endured,” per the suit.

Unless things have changed a whole lot since I was coming up, they weren’t waiting for permission (at least not in Upstate New York.)

Ok but didn’t Kansans help give us the Republican President, Senators, and ultimately Supreme Court Justices who made their referendum necessary in the first place?

Or is it too soon to point that out?

Had to go “no dice.”
In all honesty, I would drive the **** out of this car—but my conscience wouldn’t let me spend $8,000 on it.

Principle. 

I’d love to pin this one on FOX, but where this guy’s from, the white people don’t need Internet nor Republicans nor FOX to turn out racist—just parents and neighbors.

..and I speak as someone who can also spell “Susquehanna” without looking it up. (Broome County native)

Same.
I went to college around there, so the paper’s name was the giveaway. 

My first thoughts:
“Please be Rochester Minnesota please be Rochester Minnesota please be Rochester Minnesota—Dammit!”

In addition to denouncing critical race theory-related education, Scott will also suggest he’s proof that conservatism “lifts Americans of color” and criticize the Biden administration for recent issues facing Americans including inflation.

That’s what she gets!

This woman had sex outside of a sanctified, christian marriage AND without the express written consent of Greg Abbott.

This is why you can’t be in charge of your own wombs!

(/s in case anyone...)

As Politico reports, the senator from Kentucky went on CBS’ “Face the Nation” on Sunday to state he is undecided on which way he’ll vote.

Umm.
Was there a middle part to this plan I’m not seeing?
Or did they really think neighbours were just gonna start popping each other because of a power outage?