Hey Albert remember when Washington used to have a real basketball team called the Bullets? Hasn’t been the same since they left. Must suck to have to watch a team named after some mythical fuckboys that do magic.

MS, hey at least it’s not AIDS.

Sounds like they were involved in some “Risky Business”.

Meanwhile former straight WNBA player has come out and said the WNBA basically is a lesbian boot camp.

Maybe there’s truth to what he’s saying. Ever think of that? Perhaps that’s a common complaint of programs around the country that they don’t have the pool of female candidates they used to. Why write an article bashing the guy like he’s definitely telling a flat out lie.

When Mike Pence dines with an attractive male colleague, does he spend the bulk of that time praying his gay away?

So am I the only one that gathered from this article that Mike Pence probably vigorously masturbates under the table at restaurants?

I’ve always told friends who want me to join their pyramid scheme “It’s only legit and I’ll only get involved if you let me go to poundtown on your bung.” Let’s just say I’m currently involved in 3 pyramid schemes.

Is it normal that I’ve done most of these things just like the video while trying my hardest not to?

Imagine the boner Mike Greenberg has. It’s probably so big the head finally popped out of the foreskin.

Did you really need to use this beef as the example of hip hop being dead? It’s been dead in the mainstream. You can thank Bad Boy and the Jiggy Era for sending hip hop to its grave in the mainstream.

You are doing it all wrong Russell. That’s not a RUSSty Trumbone works. She’s the one that’s suppose to be stuffing her face while she pumps.

That was a long article wow. A lot of scrolling I had to do to finally get to the “Leave A Reply” part.

Oh right like I’m supposed to believe some Hipster Millennials take on why certain old video game systems failed. Pfft. Most of these systems existed at a time she hadn’t yet been conceived in the Burger King bathroom that she so obviously came from.

Wait what happens when you shower in front of a gay guy?

Boy these videos lasted longer than the restaurant session.

He’s worth 💩

Well isn’t this the pot calling the kettle homosexual.

Brad Stevens with the “I just got caught masturbating in the living room by my mom and dad right before we head to Sunday mass as a family” face.

Very impressive. He pulled off the hat trick for high sticking in one years time. Jamal Anderson has work to do.