The sensors were actually so good they could detect the crowd standing behind the haybales.

Maybe you two can shop for purses while I look at LS swaps online.

And when the price is $300 for a running car, all the other broken shit the seller isn’t telling you is irrelevant. A non-running Miata is worth more than that as a parts car or even as scrap. Worst case scenario and it needs everything you can think of, you can still flip it and make a few bucks. Or if you get lucky,…

It’s funny, I actually didn’t care for the test drive and was ready to hand him the money on the spot, but he needed to go to his sister’s house around the corner to find the title. I wasn’t about to let the keys leave my hands.

Panera?! I’ve only been a few times but it always seemed very pricey for mediocre food that you could seemingly just make for yourself at home

You seriously need more stars.  This is COTD worthy.

Came here for “Days of Thunder” reference, left satisfied.

Hit the tow truck? WHY?

I work in Herndon, drive through LoCo from Winchester, and used to live near Pax River and commute to Ashburn. Noon on Tuesday should be fine. You’re looking at 1:15-1:40 depending on where you’re going. 495 around the top, bring your EZPass for 267 (Dulles Toll Road) is pretty safe, but definitely be off the beltway…

I’m not a fucking child... I came here to read, not to be read to.

Is a part of this article missing?  Based on the headline it feels like a portion of it is legitimately missing

The thing that makes it look 100% cooler? Like driving your own Hot Wheels car from the 80s?

Well, as I am doing 2 jobs, I am being underpaid by 40% by your math.

I would have a word with my boss.... but she’s on vacation this week.

They’ve come up with an even more innovative way to avoid confusion when making performance models: slowly let all of your performance models die so nobody has to know their names.