Good thing Samir wasn’t driving, he doesn’t pay attention to the calls.

I have my license plates memorized, as well as my Vin number, Credit Card, and air miles card.... memorizing numbers is something I learned to do for work, so I retain them pretty easily.

Goose caught a break alright.

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

NO IT IS NOT

All depends on how good (or bad) you are.

I already have people wondering why I DD a slightly janky Miata, now they’d wonder why I drive a fully janky car they don’t recognize at all.

I hate to break it you, car shopper, but you want a Miata.

This is a great idea. If I bought a dirt cheap, junky tow truck, if I broke down, at least I could tow myself home!

....wait

I was gonna bring up the Dodge Dakota... until I read far enough to see that you had mentioned it.

You can’t blame Lewis for this. Every British person knows that if a piece of dirt never had a Union Jack on it, it must be unexplored.

Man, it’s incredible to me how often the parts gods bless you with a miracle, or you go to a massive junkyard and find the exact thing you need. Must me a Michigan thing. Godspeed, you maniac.  I love my DTracy posts, especially this time of year. We’re all rooting for you, you idiot. 

“Where’d they get those outfits?”