LOL, I picked the wrong weekend to do a Delta Mileage Run to preserve my status.

Don’t yuck someone’s yum.

*Slow Clap*

Manual steering always works better with car in motion. 

I know they are nowhere ‘near’ each other... I just was happy I remembered some dusty jingle.

Birmingham’s in Troy...

But, from Martinsburg, you just hop on 9 to 7 or take 70 to 270...

As a Florida Gator (MechE), I would like to point out FSU’s Twitter gaffe.

Absolute value works, David.

Off-topic: Lawyers is a fun road to drive if you aren’t stuck behind left-turners...

We ALL know Jellopicnic is a shill for BIG APOCALYPSE.

I’ll raise you. A Mercury Topaz...

...something something Rainbow Shiek.

¡MODELO!

Knock ‘em dead, Torch!

Collectively — yes, but individually...?

The pilot remained protected.

Lose 2 Oxen.

So... Wheeler Dealers ventured into new territory.

Capable of solving ODEs = Serial Murderer. Solving PDEs = Stand-Up Guy.