theworstcharles
Charles Murray
theworstcharles

Got to be this POS.  I would like a Fiesta, but make it more expensive, slower, handles poorly, less useful, uglier,

The Ford EcoSport. If someone offered me one for free, I would prefer to continue paying for my Audi. Too small to provide any utility, but simultaneously providing middling fuel economy. Garbage. 

I remember reading about that shooting in the US news. 22 dead is a typical weekday down here, but I know in the developed world it’s rare to have such a horrible incident. 

Ford EcoSport.  You would think that something this small would get good mileage as a tradeoff, but with 29 EPA estimated Hwy mpg you’d be wrong.  Had one of these as a rental...slow, small, and inefficient.  

GM pickups because they're hideous and you can hide a small house in the frontal blind spot from the top of the hood to the ground.

The new Hummer. It’s too big, it’s ugly, it mocks the whole idea of EVs and the jackass who passes me in one at 100 mph every morning thinks he’s immune to the laws of physics.

The Tesla Model S:

Mitsubishi Outlander Sport - it’s been the same bones for over a decade (no matter what new grille they put on it), there’s nothing sporty about it, it’s cheaply made (down to fake side vents), there are much better options in the used car market, and (frankly) I see too many of them in my area.

I didn’t learn this whole police-cosplay culture existed until I half-heartedly looked at Crown Vic’s a few years ago (I have a job in construction and it seemed like a cheap/low maintenance way to eat hard miles). What an absolute bunch of freaks.

He was talking about the overwhelming number of protein shake farts in the driver’s seat.

This truck will probably be bought by some asshole who gets a little thrill every time other drivers react like he’s a real cop. That’s a shame, because at $13k I think you have a pretty good base for an overlanding rig or other adventure vehicle. Nice price. 

Too good--COTD.

I’m sure they let the help snack on the catering at these events.

You’re supposed to beat yourself.

You beat me to it.

Can’t wait for the even more exclusive $3 million version with incrusted diamonds around the cabin and headlights. It will be a true Master Batur!

If Jaguar and Polestar had a baby...

That front end looks suspiciously modern BMW-esque, except not nearly as hideous.

I ask again: why do folks want a 200mph SUV?

New EV6 body kit looks great.