Any year of the Toyota TF10X F1 car.

Toyota C-HR. Crappy drivetrain aside, just look at it.

I didn’t know we were still doing this

Toyota Camry Solara. You want sporty but can’t live without the practicality and reliability of a regular Camry, but you’re not fooling anyone. It was nothing more than a regular Camry with two doors, full stop.

That’s an easy one

The Echo and it’s not even close

Testing the waters is an Automatic ND

Which 3 people think 1) that’s a nice price and 2) have such awful taste that they’d plunk down $11,500 dollars for a gawdy Fiero with dull paint?

You can’t turn it off on other people’s cars though. 

Wind Instrument, trumpet, flute, flugelhorn etc etc etc

So it plays a flute. It’s still noise being made completely separately from the operation of the car. 

Actually the truth is worse than your example. This is the 1st gen 4-door:

right but this:

“With its ability to reach a cop attracting 126 decibels, Dodge says it’s as loud as a Hellcat. Awesome.”

Are we just calling things that make loud vroom-vroom noises exhaust now?  Unless there is some kind of actual gas being exhausted here, isn’t this just a loud speaker making noise?

126 dB is hellaciously loud.

Nice concept. But I feel the need to remind you that this...

You know me.

Oh man, 69 Charger Guy is gonna flip out.  What an incredibly retro concept.

Fartsonic.  We all read it the same way.