“I used to have trouble getting it up, because of E.D.*”

Word out of Washington is that their plan was always to have him be John Steel Slats anyway.

Ray Rice really knocked that one outta the park!

OH GREAT, another berth. Just what the Rivers household needs!

It feels wrong to say this, but SICK BURN!

LeBron’s hair looks like a post-wildfire satellite image of California.

ALL my stars. All of them.

So you’re saying the fans offer support to the players, but then try to take it away from them?

That’s what she said.

Counterpoint:

Barry Levinson just texted Micheal McKean and asked him to keep his calendar free.

Zimmer talks the talk. And he walks the walk.

Barry Bonds with 73, dumbass.

“I really should have had that LeBortion.”

El Popo is scary as fuck, and has been really active recently. Don’t let that get in the way of your narrative though...

I hope he used up the minute they couldn’t spare to the very last second.

To sune

To boost sales, promoters say that, immediately following the fight, Mayweather will face McGregor in a spelling bee.

Late lunch is the only answer. If you leave for lunch at 1 or 2, then you have less of the day to come back to. HOW DOES EVERYONE NOT KNOW THIS?

I’m going to regret this, but what are you talking about?