Star if you couldn't resist cracking your knuckles while reading this.

Personally, I got my ankles as well, just to be sure.

It’s to scare away bears, I promise

No one gets the death penalty for "resisting arrest". The MOST you can get is a year in jail and a $2500 fine. It is not a human right to execute people for resisting arrest.

The guy was running AWAY, not toward him. Sorry, this isn't Ferguson. That excuse isn't going to work this time.

Oh and JUST incase you think…

Lucas-ed.

You’re so short sighted, it’s frightening. Who determines that someone ‘sucks and deserves public shaming’? Was it not too long ago that associating with black people, asians, LGBT, atheists, etc. etc. etc. meant you sucked and deserved public shaming?

Because his clothes and shoes are dapper as fuck.

Obligatory

This is why I say that the Females and Ess Jay Double-yews crying about "representation" are putting themselves ahead of the TRULY marginalized group: we Core Hardcore Men Gamers.

the tone of this piece is very negative. what the author forgets is that it is easier to travel TO the sun than to bring the sun to earth, particularly given the sun's massive gravitational pull. from there, eating it becomes much more feasible

Now i'm just waiting 20 minutes until it kicks in...

Aquabot: Greetings fellow fish! How's the water today? Wet?

Who knew? All along those backpacks were just to power their iWatches!

Is it like that sound in the Aphex Twin video when the monster thing climbs out of a TV and starts screaming at the old lady and the sound goes between a voice and digital screeching?



Just realized this song is called "Come to Daddy" and that was not an intentional pun on my part, I swear.

Good.

1. Because twitter is the medium through which all of this started, and the only one where it can be guaranteed Iggy would see his message.

Is it a surprise that she pictures goodness to be thin and busty when all good characters look that way?

Well I didn't know so many illiterate Conservative Fucktards knew how to spell "Progressive", so I guess we both learned something today.

This needs love.

All I can say is, they better rock some Alestorm when Popeye gets his hands on some spinach.