Not everything is for you. You’re not even on your first wife yet!

A few years back I rented a car to go from the airport to my parents house, about a three hour drive. My flight got in late and by the time I got to the rental area it was deserted. I started wandering around up and down the aisles, and finally came across one guy who happened to be the guy I needed. He said he was…

And I bet you also skipped Matlock.

I think the west coasters (specifically California) are more excited about Tesla reveals than anything GM will put out.

This is the best article I’ve ever read.

This is what happens when you only hire internally. GM really, REALLY needs some fresh blood in both their management and design.

“We’ll have a different portfolio, different technology play,” said Carlisle. “It’s the basis of competition.” He didn’t specify what that meant, however.

Speaking as an attorney who does a share of Criminal Defense. No. Unless they’re coming towards you or making an overt act to you you can’t respond with potentially deadly force. From the looks of things, nobody forced anyone to pull over, rather, just stop as they’re all looking forward. There isn’t a reasonable…

Carry on to Hayward, son. There’ll be peace when you are done. Drop the flaps to 35. Don’t you fly no more.

I totally agree with the passenger speaking, “Back up people!! There’s a plane in front of you!!”

BUT IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO

The thing is I have a corker currently sitting in the cubicle across from me, staring at his computer screen with Iron Man desktop wallpaper, wearing his Iron Man ring, and I would not be surprised in the least if when this comes out he buys it to replace his Civic coupe with giant “Stark Industries” vinyl decals down…

I see a lot of complaining on Jalopnik about touchscreen control systems that require looking as well as touching. Please keep doing that. Maybe if the right people keep griping persistently, car companies will eventually realize that we want our knobs and buttons and switches back. Any function the driver is likely…

They are trying too hard to modernize the vertical taillamp themes when simple will do.

Those proportions are exactly what Cadillac needs. Need to make that an active decklid spoiler though.

Robots and automation require skilled technicians and engineers to setup and maintain, albeit far fewer employees than would be required without the automation. We’re doing our best to prevent this scenario and keep old school manufacturing jobs around by gutting our education system. You can’t engineer automated…

This car show is 100% fail until I see an F40 with THIS wrap on it

no way is an abarth under 5 grand  you can get a regular pop/sport model 2013 abarths run low 8s to 11 grand 

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