Dear God, I’m not defending Tom Cotton, a terrible racist and idiot, but this article is missing any context that led to these outlandish questions.

Ah, but now you’re running into the “determined by innate and immutable biological and genetic characteristics” definition from the letter.

How is “biological sex” determined?  Genotypically or phenotypically?  If the former, what are XXY folks gendered as?  If the latter, what are hemaphrodites (sp?) gendered as?   Seems like it aint so easy, but I dont expect a bunch of tie-wearing knuckledraggers to understand genetics.

Oh, is it, now?

Maybe you should read the linked article (not just the title) before stating that someone is misquoting it. Literally the third sentence:

*citation needed*

I’d say the sarcastic tone was pretty obvious. 

“Twitch has been my home for a decade,” Pokémon said. “But it’s time to say thank you for all the memories and love during my League, Fortnite, & Among Us days.”

I get that but that’s like saying that we need to go back to the horse and buggy because we put the horse sh@T shovelers and farriers out of business.

no. what are you a commie? /s

Shhh... let them think people want AI and upcharge for that!

Can I pay to guarantee there’s no AI functionality or voice assistant bullshit on my phone? 

I’d say declaring “I’m a terf and proud” in the midst of seismic anti-trans laws denying basic human rights getting passed is advocating for something incredibly terrible, but hey that’s just me.

He isn’t out there advocating for anything terrible, and he’s definitely a person who would not stand for actual harm being done to anyone.

Owners:

designed by Scuderia Ferrari himself

I love how people assume — on Jalopnik of all places — that the desire for lots of horsepower is some toxic masculinity trait. I mean yeah, sure, there are definitely a lot of toxic bros who care about nothing more than a spec sheet.

No, use better fucking tea not dust filled dirt floor scrapings “fannings” teabags. 

I always liked the OG film! Kyle MacLachlan kicks ass.