This fucks.

My Elon is not a drug addict. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a drug addict, a transphobe, a racist, but he is NOT an attractive man!

Yup, here’s what the pizzas actually look like:

Don’t insult drugs like that. They didn’t make him a nazi.

Too bad. He’s an asshole, and so no one cares. And I guarantee you that he’s not actually doing any work while pulling long hours.

Psychedelics don’t really work on narcissists. It’s hard to feel connected to something bigger when the only thing that matters is yourself

Now if they would just lower the crossovers and extend the cargo area a little bit for a new novel vehicular form factor... a “wagon”.

Remember the good days when living isolated in a penthouse atop your casino and collecting your piss in jars while you continuously called up the local TV station you owned to make them play “Ice Station Zebra” was the epitome of crazy billionaire?

If his daddy was not rich he would be living in a box. 

I’ve always said that Tesla lies about their cars to help sell them, and the stans always denied it.

“Tesla Model X’s Receding Hairline Windshield”

Oh, so his corporation is a person now?

When we downsized (not boomers like the article said), we were going to get rid of ours for the same reasons. It would have been a pain because there was a lot of it and there was a hutch/buffet. Then when we were haggling with the home buyers they said they would only meet our price if we included the china, silver,…

Boohoo. Go Xit to Musk. He may give you a blue mark.

Ah yes, the biggest crash of the new year...a new year that’s only 4 days old.

I regret not having been able to try Indian McDonald’s on any of my trips yet. I haven’t eaten at a Mc’D’s in like 15 years because there’s just nothing there for me (this is probably a good thing for my heart and waistline). I’d love to try the aloo tikki burger and the paneer burger.

Jacques Pipin got doing shrimp burgers on the regular long ago.

It wasn’t especially subtle. It wasn’t like she announced it, but you didn’t need to be paying that much attention either:

I realize this stupid fucking gadget is stupid and useless. I’ll get more intense smoke flavor out of an enclosed wok tea smoked duck than this POS is likely to deliver. There are already plenty of ways to safely smoke indoors (with a functional externally vented hood).

Eh you just get used to it after a time. Scientists say something, and what gets reported is a simplification of a simplification they didn’t understand.