Yup, here’s what the pizzas actually look like:

Now if they would just lower the crossovers and extend the cargo area a little bit for a new novel vehicular form factor... a “wagon”.

“Tesla Model X’s Receding Hairline Windshield”

When we downsized (not boomers like the article said), we were going to get rid of ours for the same reasons. It would have been a pain because there was a lot of it and there was a hutch/buffet. Then when we were haggling with the home buyers they said they would only meet our price if we included the china, silver,…

Boohoo. Go Xit to Musk. He may give you a blue mark.

I regret not having been able to try Indian McDonald’s on any of my trips yet. I haven’t eaten at a Mc’D’s in like 15 years because there’s just nothing there for me (this is probably a good thing for my heart and waistline). I’d love to try the aloo tikki burger and the paneer burger.

Jacques Pipin got doing shrimp burgers on the regular long ago.

One of the very, very rare true cyberpunk films that feels like Gibson could’ve had a hand in it. And one of the rarer films with Deep Forest on the soundtrack!

Boogie Nights? PTA’s excellent long-take tracking through the party, ending so bleakly? That, my friend, is what new year’s is all about.

Glad to see Strange Days included, it was the first NYE movie that came to my mind. 

That’s no rock-hopper. That’s some concrete cowboy’s chrome plated cock extension.

In fairness to the computers

One minute it’s better to eat at home and another it’s cheaper to dine out

If driverless vehicles are breaking the law then the technology is clearly not ready and they shouldn’t be on the roads in the first fucking place.

The answer is all of them

I don’t want to ruin your childhood, but Ferris Buehler and Joel Goodsrn also lived in that area and obviously were sons of very wealthy families.

I’m just going to pull this from an old Torch article...

Anything’s dildo boat if you’re brave enough.

I enjoy my freedom to not have to live in a city, thanks.