This will be the case that brings him down.....

 You're too stupid to have an opinion, be quiet. 

These fake meats failed all three requirements:

A Lister Jaguar 7.0 Litre Le Mans Mk III

A jeep M677 Truck- basically a military variant of the jeep FC-170 with a crew cab. So cool, so weird. I want this to haul my mountain bikes and go camping with even though it’s probably too loud to get over 50 miles an hour and less safe than just riding my mountain bike on the freeway.

Scientology :

Fucking California, I swear. You probably wouldn’t believe recently seeing $11 a dozen eggs either.

Sometimes I think Jezebel goes out of it’s way to find unflattering pictures of its storylines’ heels. Here’s a much more flattering picture of Peaches Stergo.

These so-called spicy ready to eat foods, particularly the current ghost pepper hype are mostly pointless to me. They almost always lack the fruity nuanced flavor that should come with a good chinense family pepper and usually aren’t anywhere what I consider hot. That’s what hot sauces and ground chili pepper are for,…

Recession proof? Have you checked the price increases for Campbell’s ready to eat soups over the last couple of years? $5-6 not on sale around me for Campbell’s Chunky or Progresso soups that feels like a $2-3 hike from just a couple years ago. 

Oh, please. I am NO fan of Howard Stern; I think he’s a talentless asshole. But the framing of this entire piece - Anderson as hapless victim of Stern’s obnoxious privacy-invading style - is ridiculous. She CHOSE to go on Stern’s show, just like she spent years choosing to appear in Playboy and bounce around on…

It’s their attempt to bring the HP universe into the real world, where powerful people never face consequences more severe than a few Twitter memes trying to “cancel” them for their heinous actions.

Cockroaches, lice, and bedbugs: We aren’t friends with this asshole.

You’ve never seen anyone have a seizure, have you?   Anyone that has knows the videos are full of shit.  I’ve had the misfortune of witnessing two, and neither person could talk their way through it or had any semblance of motor control, like walking or even sitting still.

I’m hoping this Super Bowl ad is just Maya eating a bowl of M&Ms and telling Tucker Carlson to suck a fat one.

People are now saying you like the taste of your own pee, dude. 

“directly related to the upcoming Corvette EV sedan and Corvette EV crossover currently in development”

Yes, and it should be something insane like $5 a minute.

You like the taste of your own pee.

Beyonce has always been and always will be a capitalist. If you thought she cared about social justice issues, it’s only because it was part of her “brand” that could make her money. It was never, ever because she cared. Being a feminist and anti-racist are a means to a very wealthy end for her.