Looks for Charentais melons, they are small but highly fragrant and delicious. The problem is they have a tiny ripeness window and don’t transport well so I’ve never seen them at the grocery store. I used to get them at the farmers market though. One is usually a perfect breakast serving size. 

Danica has been a bland, boring completely uninteresting F1 commentator. Please give me primetime Rosanna Tennant instead.

Truffles are commercially farmed and harvested, it just takes about 15 years and a good bit of expertise and luck to get a crop going. 

Balsamic vinegar doesn’t belong on caprese salad if the tomatoes are actually decent home grown ones, it overwhelms not compliments great tomatoes. If the tomatoes are bland I’d allow a light drizzle of middle tier DOP balsamic.

The bloody caesar is superior to both a bloody mary and michelada, particularly if using Clamato Picante. 

Really, the tagline mentions over a dozen vehicles but not the 13 and counting dead people so far?

The Valiant fails for not having the proper specs...

Fuck I’m dead now, lol.

More like a sign that says caution, asshole surfers. 

You don’t need AI to explain the entire nature of the universe Eron lives in...

Fuck the surfers, stay out of the otters’ natural habitat.

Agreed, I just prefer to put the emphasis on the asshole using the shitty verbiage. 

FTFY

Jalapeno is a variety of chili pepper, you cannot assign anything remotely close to a scoville rating to the entire family of relatives under the umbrella “chili pepper”. You are making assumptions that just are not accurate.

The Chandelier tree is the best drive through tree

Nope, you’re wrong. Huy Fong uses red japaenos, the exact same pepper Underwood is using.

Grillo’s pickles are horribly bland and a waste of money, fight me. 

Really, you entirely skipped the history of Liberia it’s ties to America and how that makes this particular flavor of fuckup entirely even more brain warping?

wtf I swear I typed rich twice...