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It’s basically what is in my head from a Jacques Pepin recipe, gotta love the schmancy frenchy chef using ketchup in a variety of ways when it’s convenient. Granted I’m sure I use way more horseradish and hot sauce than he would.

I want to test this sauce out and see just how spicy it really is, cause I love a fiery cocktail sauce. But, it contains way too much sugar for me, I’ll have to stick to homemade with no-sugar-added ketchup as a base, shitloads of good horseradish, some scorpion or similar nuclear hot sauce, Worcestershire and lemon

What other people have said, step 1, buy a thermometer. I’ll heartily endorse any Thermoworks unit. I have given at least a dozen of the Thermopops away as presents to people that are mind-bogglingly deficient in temperature measuring probe devices.

You had me at cooked in lard, now I must overpay to try some of these shipped in. 

One of the reasons I keep them in the cupboard, instant soup thickening without the hassle of making a proper roux. Yet another gem I learned from watching Jacques Pepin that I’ve got plenty of practical use from. 

Here’s a shocker for all the fruit on pizza haters... tomatoes are fruit. Discuss. 

Also Thai tamarind “candy” is awesome! It’s basically just the peeled fruit with the seeds still inside, rolled in some coarse sugar and a little salt.

I vote Guaraná Antarctica, The Brazilian Original Guaraná Soda be added to the list!

Phonetically by most of the British presenters on Sky coverage he qualifies, but... missed it by one little extraneous i there Daniel Ricciardo.

Can someone start making mini-mortadella in hotdog sizes please? 

100% would try if I didn’t have to drive an hour each way to get to the nearest H Mart. 

Needs more whale penis leather...

Points for Blueberries for Sal, I loved that book as a kid. I also loved u-pick all kinds of fruit from blueberries, strawberries, raspberries, apples, peaches, nectarines, plums, apricots... I’m sure I’m forgetting some. It used to be the cheapest way to get fruit in quantities for canning/jamming/freezing and we did

I’d disagree about the kids complication but I do understand that makes a split much more difficult. BPD is mostly learned behavior, exposing the kids to that could end up being harmful in the long run. I hope you have a solid support system and family/friends to help shield and guide the kids through their mother’s

Don’t think of it as no more compassion for your sister but having compassion for yourself, to remove yourself from her abusive behaviors/cycles.

Is tiramisu a trifle?

Run.... run away fast and far. I mean sure, waste years of your life dealing with some of the most difficult relationship bullshit you can imagine under the guise that you love this person, but once you value your own sanity and self worth enough run the fuck away. 

Do you remember when a jar of spaghetti sauce was 32 ounces unlike the 24 ounces you get today? Pepperidge Farm remembers.