I truly am entertained reading your show recaps but dangit it’s not even been out 24 hours and you had to spoil the ousted contestant in the headline and picture. I can’t get to watching these eps until Friday nights!

I irrationally love the 2Cv and want one, that is all.

Get a Synology NAS, superior hardware, software and community package support.

Get a Synology NAS, superior hardware, software and community package support.

My go-to bourbon for gifting is Bookers. Basil is good, Bakers as well, but I have a soft spot for Bookers single barrel bottles. 

I order booze online a few times a year and already have a few bottles of bourbon set aside for gifting during the holidays. I’m glad it’s easy to get oddball stuff delivered in CA. However... I’ve never signed for any of it, I just live out in the sticks enough that no driver for any carrier ever cares to collect a…

We’ll have to disagree as to the role of gluten, or in gluten-free flour mixes additives like xanthan or guar gum. Something has to provide some structure to achieve flaky layers and prevent the fats from just saturating the flour substrate. If not for the gelling and matrix formations of gluten and gums the fat would…

One key trick I’ve found helps a ton when rolling out laminated doughs like this, full puff or flaky pie crust - chill your countertop if possible. If you don’t have stone or composite countertops that feel like stone a nice marble slab works. Set a ziploc of ice and salt on the spot you’ll use to roll out your pastry…

Probably no.

Great idea, I’ll probably do par-cooked barley and finish it in the pan juices. 

This sounds really delicious, and I’ve been wanting to do a pork roast lately. This could get me off my habit of redoing the 5 or 6 ways I always seem to always go back to. Any recipe that measures garlic in units of heads is off to a great start and yes I’ll probably go to 5 or 6 heads.

Fuckem, even if it’s your direct family. If you can’t plan at least a couple weeks ahead for a sizable gathering that requires ensuring there’s enough but not a ridiculous mount of excessive food, then fuck right off. No hard yes/no with sufficient notice then it’s default no and don’t show your ass at my house on…

Sorry but I think you left out the best example from this episode, when Guiseppe sounds like he says “massive asshole” not “massive hassle” and Matt’s reaction and clarification. 

Why not both? Eat some room temp squeakers while waiting for your frying medium to come up to temp and turn out browned crispy yumminess. 

Or lightly coated with a bound breading and fried.

Fuck them, I thought it was implied but fairly clear the testing was done for the intent of benefiting the owner at their request.

The only celebration I do on my birthday is splurging on live lobster, like 2-2.5 pounders flown in from Maine. They get boiled, eaten with clarified butter and some good sourdough bread.

Yeah, those big battery banks will do GREAT here in California during the forced PGE power outages. Outlawing small generators would be effectively a health and safety hazard for many people at this point. Good luck getting battery backups to power your bare necessities for any day plus outages. Even if you dumped a…

You forgot the second racism, they like racism

I have yet to see a functionally useful electric rototiller. This is pertinent to me, I have multiple garden beds to cultivate a couple times a year and a 10 horse Troy-bilt gets the job done. There are no equivalent electric tillers that I have ever seen on the market. Those tiny POS ones that do exist are not even…

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