Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.

It’s an indie, kinda flew under the radar last year. Not surprised you haven’t heard of it.

Never heard of this game. Is it good?

Rodney McGruder reportedly replied, “OK, J.R., keep your shirt on,” and things escalated from there.

Guess they finally tapped out the whole lucrative “fat people who frequent amusement parks” demo

So Heather recently sacrificed a few puppies to the underworld recently. Noted. No other explanation.

Trump: You know, Luke was a terrible Jedi. That’s true. He didn’t complete his training with Yoda and got his hand chopped off by his dad. Sad. I’d never get my hand chopped off, and that has nothing to do with the size of my hands. My hands are actually huge. They’re luxurious. They’re the best hands.

I just....16 hour days? Whaaaa?

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

What are you talking about? Bench press is a free-weight exercise.

I can see the fedora in this post...