“$80 to own dem Libs and keep out Messicans? Brandine, where’s your tips from last night?”

Just FYI, when I get back to my computer from the bus stop I’m gonna ban everyone who came here to defend this doofus. Thanks.

“If the 63 million people who voted for Trump each pledge $80, we can build the wall.”

People “are upset that there are too many things [they] can’t say anymore.”

If you’ve got a hundred foot tall bearded dude, why even bother with the explosives? ;)

Chuckles is probably sulking in a corner somewhere, lamenting both sides’ lack of civility

Susan Collins will give a 45 minute speech where she says she believes that there were people who conspired with the Russians, but it wasn’t Donald Trump or Paul Manafort and anyone who thinks it was them is confused.

Jeff Flake will be so disappoint. Schumer will offer to give Trump only 3 billion for border security but Trump has to pinky swear not to build walls. Fences only!

Opponents of [every new law that would cost them money] argue it is the wrong way to handle the city’s widespread [social problem they’re mostly immune from], [cannot describe what the right way would be, since it generally just boils down to ‘kill all the poor’].

Rresponses like Toobin’s have got to become the (minimum) standard by which the media operates if we are to survive this catastrophe of an administration.

Assuming Democrats take the house, I’ll eat my fuckin’ hat if Nancy isn’t the first person to start talking about civility and telling everyone that we can’t talk about impeachment.

Someone, I don’t care who...some reporter in that fucking excuse of a reporter pool needs to have some guts and flat out say “You are lying.”. Straight up. No more fucking around with these people. You get kicked out, well then you get kicked out. There really isn’t much to lose at this point. I know Jim Acosta is…

Take your damn star, you centrist!

So...is this why the frogs are gay?

Those people are wrong and uninformed.

If they aren’t a repressed minority, then they have no excuse for the fact that they’re living in a rusting single-wide from 1972 while working a dead-end job at tractor supply co.