thewittysavant
The Witty Savant
thewittysavant

I don’t care how old I am, I’m not giving up chocolate milk. I will be 98 years old in a nursing home demanding my chocolate milk, because that stuff is awesome and I don’t care.

TEAM CHOCOLATE MILK 4 EVA!

I think reggae might have a future, if they ever release a second reggae song. That one reggae song that every band and every singer have played continuously since the genre began is just lethally repetitive and monotonous by now. Maybe when the next reggae song comes out, and even a third or a fourth reggae song,

Which begs the question, why hasn’t he been picked up by fox news yet?

I’m not saying we have to be nice, but getting a rise out of someone by straight-up trolling and insulting them isn’t something anyone, let alone a professional journalist, should be proud of.

Um, it has nothing to do with Stephens’ bad views and everything to do with Kalaf expressing himself with the maturity of a 2 year old. What I can’t believe is his absolute lack of self awareness because I don’t know what he sees in the above exchange but all I see is Kalaf getting his ass handed to him, like Ka Mai

The issue here is that Samer isn’t touting his ideas or why they’re better than Stephenson’s. He’s touting the fact that he trolled Stephenson and got a rise out of him.

As I made clear, I’m not defending Stephenson’s opinions. He’s garbage.

That last email is the one you should have sent first, and it’s a shame you had to let Bret Fucking Stephens hand you your ass before you realized that.

They’re going to call Dems socialists no matter what they do, so maybe they should actually pursue socialist policies. What’s to lose?

Right but riddle me this: what Republicans are voting for her? Which ones aren’t going to call her a socialist extremist whatever whatever whatever? Like I said, one thing to be a certain way because your district wants that out of you. Quite another to try to negotiate with terrorists who won’t vote for you anyway.

If you’re a moderate Democrat and your constituents are demanding moderateness (lol) out of you, that’s one thing. If you are a moderate Democrat thinking you need to pander to Republicans so they don’t have ammo against you in your next election, that’s quite another because your Republican opponent WILL call you a

I saw today briefly CNN did an analysis of her questions during the Cohen hearing and one of their political know-it-alls praised her for not using up her time giving a speech or asking long-winded questions. She was quick, direct and to-the-point. She’s making a lot of people nervous primarily because she’s exposing

I think a lot of people love to hold on to the idea that pedophilic sexual predators are so disgusting that it would be evident. A pedophile couldn’t also be a good friend, a giving philanthropist, or generally a nice person because they’d be so morally depraved, etc. They’re guys that look like Mr. Filch from Harry

I’ll answer, for $800, Alex.”

Oh but AOC is dumb. Haven’t you heard she’s dumb? Every Twitter CHUD thinks so. My Bernie loving brother sure thinks so. Tons of asshats on Facebook agree.

This. I’d rather see her positioned as a leader of Congress than President... at least for the time being.

Also she managed to make it relate directly to her district (no surprise given her district) but still it lays to waste any criticism that she’s too busy being a bamf on these big picture things to be focusing on her district. More people should really use her as an example of how to do just that. 

Go fuck yourself.

Eh, Who wants to live forever?