I’m an R&D Manager at a fortune 500 company. Before that I was a senior research chemist. Before that I was a grad student in chemistry. Before that I was a chemistry undergrad. Before that some dude taught me chemistry in high school and I said “hey, I like this!”

I placed your men inside lockers.

Ugh, can’t I just have the death penalty?

He said “Swish”, which is JR’s nickname. He was trying to defer the question to him.

My theory, and granted it’s just a theory, is that teams play better teams in the playoffs! Some may even say that they’re “playoff-caliber” teams!

I’m a Cavs fan and I agree

I’m still laughing at this. A+

Seriously. I was all “Sure, ‘starts’, ok guy.”

JR Smith will be happy to hear this.

Are you saying that there’s a problem with the rockets?

Guy with a Master’s in Medicinal Chemistry here.

I think what you’re saying is that YOU dress the same way as you did in the ‘90s. I’m picturing you right now. You have khaki cargo shorts on. Your t-shirt came pre-distressed and says “A&F” on it. You have frosted tips and Oakley’s.

Roger & Ebert? Do you mean Siskel and Ebert or Ebert and Roeper? Both programs featured Roger Ebert....

Dude looks methy as hell

What does Young Metro think of this?

OK, but consider that plus-sized models have more skin to show, so they’re honestly showing a lot more skin. Right?

...you’re talking about the kid who just tried to kill his mom, right?

Listen, guys. I played college football, and since then I have continued my pastime of strength training very successfully. I personally guarantee that if you use the following playlist you will freak out and destroy your gym and run through endless brick walls.

You are a quitter.

Actually I think he’s in the wu tang klan