It "ways" several hundred pounds?

Right? Does Barry not follow sports at all? What in the everloving fuck?

I can't believe that question was asked.

Why do the Broncos win eastern Tennessee? What's with Seattle's noncontiguous support in Minnesota and Wisconsin.

I believe that is a really cool shot of a windshield wiper in slowmo ..

Way to NOT lose gracefully.

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Counterpoint: I like the cursing, and you guys really don't have much cred as "journalists", so keep on keeping on.

Looks like David Cross.

Because midwesterners are fat!

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What line is that on? I just did a cruise on Princess, and they pretty much only have four choices of soda (Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite and ginger ale) on the entire ship.

here's the island..and we're gonna wanna detonate that baby right here...

Haha, look at Paul. He's so goofy, he always seems a bit tipsy in public.

Sorry, never mind, I was thinking of his ex-wife.

This is 100 times better than DolphiNado, which truly had no porpoise.

Yeah but what can I get my black friends?

- Roger Ebert's Review of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

please shoot video horizontally.... if we all keep saying it.. someday it will happen.

At least you have the option of calling it Alt, or it's alternative Option.