you got gerrit cole

you got gerrit cole

Rigged! Of course it’s rigged. But finally Julio wanted his day in the sun, so he cashed in on all the favors he gave to Billy, particularly letting him win all these years.

New Orleans Saints 2006-present.

Has anyone reached out to the Tequila Cowboy for comment or is Jerry Jones too busy to talk?

FWIW, that wax ring looks pretty thick, so I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a newer toilet. If you’re stealing appliances, you’ve got at least 2 guys, so uninstalling a toilet could be done in 90 seconds. If it’s a nice toilet, you could resell for $200 maybe. So the cost benefit makes sense. I realize I’m defending…

Maybe Lavar thought it was the Balltic League?

Choke the Raven nevermore.

He still listens to commercials on Pandora

I look forward to reading From Butt Fumble to What?! Fumble?!: An Oral History of the Jets.

Is it not Mintch Trubisky?

It was picked up not because of anything he was wearing, but a bit more to do with how he climbed on a moving schoolbus and went batshit.

the nut on the bus goes pound pound pound

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

Rule of thumb: if you refer to women as “females,” you’re just telling on yourself.

It’s really fucked up and irresponsible to make false accusations like that. Let alone so publicly. He killed two dudes. Shame on you.

The only statue in Baltimore that could use more protection is Joe Flacco.

Tl;DR

Joke’s on him. Wentz uses direct deposit.

All Day I Dream About Sanctions