Sorry, but this is hilarious and deliciously ironic. She created this situation through her own stupidity* and the only victim here is her poor son, who I feel very sorry for.
Sorry, but this is hilarious and deliciously ironic. She created this situation through her own stupidity* and the only victim here is her poor son, who I feel very sorry for.
LOL gawker media is NOT against Bernie. In fact, they have been pretty consistently trashing Hillary on every occasion (including Jez) and not very subtly supporting Bernie.
I’m sorry, sir, we don’t cater to “family men”, “God-fearing Christians” and “supporters of traditional marriage”. If you identify as straight or have reproduced, we can’t help you!
And male, don’t forget male. If you’re a woman, you’re a single mother whore who is destroying the fabric of this very nation and should have kept her legs closed.
Ha! It does work on both levels, doesn’t it?
Where I’m from, maternity leave (and recently, paternity leave) is paid for by the state for - hold onto your knickers - more than 120 days, out of which 40-something are MANDATORY postnatal maternal leave. Basically, if a baby has recently come out of you, your ass is staying home for at least a month and a half,…
Fuck no, no one is to blame for another country’s homegrown idiots. Put them in prison or on house arrest.
Wait, you’re grey? Why??
We should all start chugging it, look how well it worked for this toddler!
“GOD SEE ALLLL”
“...send you something special.”
Hahahahaha, that’s adorable. Apparently Jezebel is the Plastics table of the Gawker universe. I’m cool with that.
What the hell?! And you’re *married* too, so why the fuck would you even care what men like and don’t like? Oh wait, I forgot we’re supposed to make efforts to appear fuckable to every male on the planet regardless of time, will, occasion and marital status. I hope you unfriended/blocked his dumb ass.
God, teens are stupid.
WTF?? I am 24, YOU MEAN IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS?? Jesus Christ.
Aw, I’m flattered!
No, no, these are the same guys who shit on literature majors, because that’s a “useless girl thing”, although that may be redundant, because what is useless to humanity and devoid of any value, if not all girl things, right?
That’s because “rares” doesn’t exist as a word, which is why it tries to replace it with a real word. You can’t use “rares” as a noun, whereas “rates” is a word that actually exists and is used.
Okay, so I was intrigued and googled the effects of parsley tea and while it does seem to work by producing uterine contractions, women are apparently stuffing fresh parsley in their vaginas??! That can’t be cool.
Yes! Listing all his failed products and all that. Someone has been watching John Oliver in his big boy pjs.