Don’t be hard on yourself, we ALL find flaws within ourselves, it’s human nature. We always think that we’d be happier if only we were less like this and more like that and maybe if we had that thing and not this thing, and...and...It never ends. We can only work on accepting ourselves the way we are, otherwise it’s…

Dude. DUDE. I have skinny arms. Do you know what I DON’T have? Upper body strength, because of my skinny arms with no muscle. You know what I WILL have in a decade or two? Gross flabby arms, because of my skinny arms with no muscle. Trust me, YOU are the only winner, here. Be proud.

How dare you not have a driver’s licence/not have money for a car/want to drink alcohol, instead of driving/be environmentally conscious?!

Ugh, I know, but what can I do? I just loooooove spreading my legs.

Where the fuck does this guy think he is? Disneyland? Seriously, “I want my parents to have a great experience”? No one owes you that, you fucking special snowflake fuckhead. To use the advice of his own hipster kind, if you don’t like it, MOVE THE FUCK OUT.

*covers mouth in abject horror* Oh no, not THE BUS!

“free market”, he is totes libertarian.

LOL a “revolution” in which...he rounds up the homeless and puts them down, like stray dogs? What the fuck is he planning to do about it? Help them with the super valuable “apps” he develops as his meaningful contributions to society?

I smell a Kickstarter project.

Oh you can bet he’ll be high-fiving those guys all around. Good job almost killing some women for some dead-end fetuses! Extra Catholic points for you guys!

Haven’t you heard? Suffering brings you closer to god. Mother Theresa was a big fan of it (and also a sadist).

But he gave us this great gif!

Well, technically, that’s still the expiration of your term...forever. Or maybe you’re being voted out by God, like on Survivor. The Tribe has spoken!

I’m sorry, in what universe is his backwards racist, sexist, homophobic thinking worth examining? Did you even read the quotes? This isn’t just some random dude being conservative. This man thought (very loudly and proudly) that he was inherently superior to all beings, whether they flew, swam, crawled or walked. He…

LOL then they should have just taken that wad of cash and burned it, because this looks like shit.

I saw a promotional picture of this a couple of days ago and it just looked so fucking terrible, like an Obviously Cheap And Not Historically Accurate Mad Men. Hard pass.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you’re cute.

Why? The man was a piece of shit and he is owed no respect. Sure, put that motherfucker in the ground, but people are allowed (and should) shit talk them all they want, because he was a monster.

I’m a foreigner too, and it’s fascinating/horrifying. Who the fuck cares about the Founding Fathers? Who cares what they wanted and how they thought things should run? That was HUNDREDS of years ago and holding onto that shit for dear life is insane and stupid. Respect for the Founding Fathers, because ‘Murrica and…