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You know, I hate musicals and this movie is garbage (I don’t think anyone can say it’s a “good” movie with a straight face), but I love it anyway. Yes, the guys are gross, and yes, that line you pointed out always makes me cringe.

I keep reading through the comments about how women are taken off antidepressants because of risks with breastfeeding and it makes me rage something monstrous. Obviously, if it’s something super important to you, you are free to make a choice for breastfeeding in absence of antidepressants or concomitant with them,

Man, they change the rules on this shit so often, that pretty much anyone who pisses you off gets lumped into the apparently 100% terrible millennial generation, regardless of whether they belong there or not. I’m 24, so I have no escape, but I’m not sure about you! I think it depends on who you ask.

enough fucking books about 20-something creatives living in New York

Aaaaaargh, this is so stupiiiiid. How the fuck did she get dressed? How did she get stuff off shelves? How did she tie her hair? I cannot believe there are people who legitimately spend 9 MONTHS OF THEIR LIVES (multiply that by however many babies one has) without raising their arms above their heads. That is insane.

Hahahaha, omg. Are you for real? Oh, so now we’re not even allowed to raise our fucking arms, because we’re killing the poor babies? Jesus Christ. There is so much stupidity and woman-hatred in the world.

I like you, let’s be friends.

Total strangers telling me the umbilical cord will strangle the baby if I hold the strap on the subway, also weird.

I know, right? But some of these people are single mothers! With KIDS!!! It’s just water, you guys. It’s not going to kill you, if you wash your dishes by hand. Sure, your hands might get a little dry, but you can use some fucking hand cream. There, all settled!

Yes, apparently you’re on the “poor” list for affordable housing, but you are also enough of a lazy, coddled snob that you simply cannot live without a dishwasher. The fuck?

I can’t believe all these people who are all wahhhh what about dishwashers??? Are you fucking kidding me right now? Using a different door is classist bullshit; not having a dishwasher is a non-issue and a RIDICULOUS thing to complain about. What the fuck?

Really? Because the frequency with which male college professors end up marrying their (significantly younger) female students is disgusting.

Ugh, this happens so often and it’s so sad. I hope she leaves; better late than never.

What the fuck? He takes her money?? I don’t know if I want assholes like this to die first, so their wives don’t have to suffer them anymore, or outlive their wives, so they find themselves completely helpless. Stupid fucks.

Tuxedo Kamen. Then again, he’s human; does that count?

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