How else will you get back at them for ruining your body/life?

When I was little, I used to leave space in the bed so the angel could have room to sleep next to me. I would essentially push myself as far into the wall as possible, so I wouldn’t squish my guardian angel. Making kids believe that a creepy elf/angel/santa/god is present and watching them at all times is SUCH a great…

Okay, I’m not sure I agree with that, but sure, for the sake of the argument, let’s say it’s like that. Then what you are saying is that these protests are not actually achieving anything. Who cared before will still care and who didn’t will continue to not care. But isn’t the aim of the protest to spread awareness…

What the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

...you’re comparing freaking Mall of America to slave ships and plantations and holding them to the same standard and *I* am the one with the strange defense?

Wait, what? They said WHAT about that child?

Yes, but “annoying” alienates people who might otherwise be sympathetic to their cause. Contrary to popular belief, not all kinds of attention is good attention.

This is private property. Mall of America did not kill those people, Mall of American is not involved in *any* of this. It is not Mall of America’s job to end racism in this country and they have every right to shut this down. Obviously, the cause is important, it needs to be talked about and yes, protests are…

EVIL.

NOOOOO, just as my nightmares had started to subside! Why do you do this to me?

You shouldn’t even be having sex, much less babies. Good god. What do you think they do at the gyno? Does (s)he get to sit there and watch them squirm as they try their hardest to not talk about anything even vaguely related to genitals/sex/reproduction, even though they are ACTIVELY trying to have a baby?

“Pussy” is the worst. The wooorst. Especially when people try to pretend that it’s sexy to call it that. It’s not.

Baby Dance.

Yeah, what the fuck is that? What “right” to parents? Like, when someone dies, do they make the surviving spouse pay a fine in that person’s name, because they orphaned their child? Do they have to do jail time? That would be good. Like those mothers who are victims of abuse and are thrown in jail along with their…

But oh, aren’t you DEEPLY AND TERRIBLY OFFENDED? Because all these white people are. Of course, they also didn’t get what the joke was about, but why take the time to think about it, figure it out and then form a nuanced opinion, right?

Dude, this is fucking ridiculous. Oh, I heard there were Native Americans on that Tina Fey show. Must be racist! Let’s tweet our deep offense! Like, take a minute and think what the joke is about and who is the butt of the joke and maybe speak after?

I had no idea it was THIS assbag that he punched! And he got fired for THIS? Pfft. Bad move, BBC.

I’m so jealous! Congrats, you are one lucky (and $100+ poorer) bitch!

Obvi. It’s incredible how these people keep ascribing beliefs, emotions, intentions and actions to God. I’m a filthy atheist, so I’m not very familiar with how this works, but wouldn’t having the gall to assume you know what God is thinking be frowned upon?